Date night used to be the highlight of my week. Scouring my cluttered closet for the perfect little black dress and scoping through online reviews to see which place has the best music and drinks– guaranteed for a great time (Even if the date itself was a bust.)
There wasn’t much that could pull me away from a fun girls night or a potential hot date… until UTIs that is. They would trample in and derail any hope for a fun weekend.
The unmistakable pressure and urgency followed by the few measly drops of burning liquid were all the confirmation I needed– this weekend would certainly suck.
I gathered up my OTC pain meds, heating pad, and water bottles facing the sucky reality that I would be within arms length of the bathroom for a while.
Sure, I could grin and bear it like other empowered women of our generation, but swiping right isn’t nearly as appealing when your pee becomes a frequent streaming inferno.
Once the burning reign of fury strikes, I cancel Karaoke happy hour and swap out my crop top and skinny jeans for sweatpants and a messy bun. Curling up on the couch to watch Netflix – without the chill – trumps over running to the bathroom twice during “Sweet Caroline” for little or no relief..
I opened the fridge and saw the familiar crimson bottle. The thought of chugging a gallon of tart cranberry juice was enough to make me gag…
“Come on, it’s the 21st century– why isn’t there an easy and natural fix for UTIs yet?” I wondered.
Then, I found Semaine’s Urinary Tract Cleanse and Protect.
And let me tell you… I have never missed an encore for Bon Jovi’s Living on a Prayer since.
What’s a UTI and why do we get them?
Simply put, a UTI– urinary tract infection– is an infection within the urinary system. (bladder, kidneys, urethra, or ureters)
UTIs pop up when bacteria enters the urinary tract through the urethra and begin to spread in the bladder. Our trusty urinary system is designed to keep out bacteria– but sometimes its defenses can fail. If that happens, bacteria may take hold and grow into a full-blown infection in the urinary tract… leaving you chained to a bathroom and a jug of tart cranberry juice for days.
Unfortunately, UTIs have a track record of being repeat offenders. They can be set off by the smallest triggers. (Kind of like that bad roommate you had in college…sheesh….)
- Exercising/sweating
- Constricting “non-breathable” underwear (Yes, anything remotely sexy can invite in an UTI apparently)
- Not peeing after intercourse
- Wiping in the wrong direction (Pat front to back)
- Not changing out menstrual products frequently
- Not peeing enough
- Hot tubs/pools
- Menopause
- Pregnancy
- Birth control– such as diaphragms
A few UTI triggers include:
I’m sure the list could keep going. So it’s no surprise UTIs are extremely common– nearly 1 in 3 women have had a significant UTI by the age of 24. Even though you’re in good company, that doesn’t make them any more bearable. (They are brutal.)
Women, by default, are just more susceptible to UTIs. Blame it on our anatomy. We have shorter urethras, which means there is a shorter distance for bacteria to travel to get to our bladders.
But now when a pesky UTI strikes, I finally have a go-to to knock it out of the park before I’m forced to cancel my weekend plans. So when that uncomfortable urge and leakage starts to creep in, I turn to Semaine– Urinary Cleanse and Protect.
Not only because it’s all-natural and clinically tested, but because it’s a preventative too! Yeah, you read that right, you can now prevent a UTI before it even starts. (No cranberry juice or 5 gallon jug of water needed!)
Why SEMAINE? And what can it do for my UTIs?
Semaine’s Urinary Cleanse and Protect is a super powered cranberry + hibiscus supplement that supports immunity while providing the ultimate bladder care.
It’s perfect for real humans with frequent UTIs who want to keep their microbiome happy and bladder strong.
More of a “wait and see” kind of person? Hey, I am too! That’s why I love this supplement. If I landed myself in a “UTI triggering” situation, such as a hardcore workout at the gym …or the bedroom, I could take them as needed afterwards and I know I’m covered.
Urinary Cleanse and Protect aims to:
- Clear up UTIs
- Prevent future UTIs
- Support a healthy bladder
- Strengthen immunity (More vitamin C than an orange!)
- Cleanse biofilm (removed bacteria from bladder lining)
Sounds like a team player, am I right?
I’ve learned that Semaine’s crew must be overachievers when I experienced a few added perks. When using this UTI butt-kicking product, it
- Helped my relationships and allowed more sexy time in the mix
- Helped me not feel embarrassed about UTIs– because they were no longer my ball and chain.
- Gave me a sense of empowerment over my sexual health.
- Gave me peace of mind about my bladder’s health.
Not to mention, I was finally able to enjoy life without having to worry about when my next UTI would knock me down.
Who is this for exactly?
Okay, there is no denying that this super UTI supplement is awesome. But who is it for? Who gets to have the perks of never having to pee fire 45 times a day again?
In short? Everyone.
Semaine is perfect for anyone who is:
Having sex
Sex is the most common cause of UTIs. Since sex is considered skin on skin, that gives our urethra a chance to pick up a lot of unwanted bacteria. Whether its hands, a tongue, or a penis…you’re more likely to get a UTI when there is more activity down south. (Just take 1 pill before or after sexy time.)
Working out
Getting hot and sweaty can provide a great opportunity for some bacteria to migrate their way around your body. Microbes love when we get hot and squelchy, so think of Urinary Tract Cleanse & Protect as a little extra boost to help make sure a UTI never interrupts your workout.(Just take 1 pill before or after working out– 1x a day)
Feeling the burn
Urinary Tract Cleanse & Protect is fast acting so you can feel relief from your symptoms 24 hours after they start. Continue to take 1 pill once or twice a day until you feel better.
Pregnant or postpartum
Babies change everything– including your bladder.Whether it’s your first or fifth pregnancy – that burning urge always seems to pop up to wreak havoc on your changing body. Semaine will put the glow back into your pregnancy. (Take 1x a day)
Menopausal
Most ladies aren’t aware the painful cycle of repeated UTIs can happen more frequently after your monthly cycle has stopped.Your body is changing, but your plans and bladder health shouldn’t have to. Semaine helps you to be more prepared when navigating your body’s new journey. (Take 1x a day)
The Proof is in the Clinical Studies:
I’ll admit, I’m a skeptic who never can jump on board with the newest “cure-all” supplement. And I refuse to take any supplements without some serious research involved. So I was surprised when Semaine checked all the boxes and had some impressive studies to back them up– which seriously eased my mind– and bladder.
I found that 100% of users were free from UTIs in three months. (Not gonna lie, I really dig those odds.)
533% saw improvement in their urinary health score in only 4 weeks.
AND there was a 55% reduction in biofilm growth only 12 hours after taking the first dose. (Shut up and take my money!)
I also found they use some sort of “super cranberry” that leaves regular cranberry juice in the dust when it comes to healing and cleansing your bladder’s biofilm. (It may just be my opinion, one pill definitely sounds better than a jug of that bitter stuff…)
What Makes Semaine’s Ingredients A Safe Choice For Me?
Okay, I may never know what was really in that energy drink I downed during my last all-nighter… but fortunately, Semaine is completely transparent about their ingredients so I don’t even have to think about it.
Their all-star team spends hundreds of hours pouring over clinical trial data, working to understand the science behind the solutions and which plant extracts to use for their products. (I get the vibe they actually care.)
Their testing program checks over raw materials multiple times. Then they go into a capsule (to test for things like heavy metals, pesticides and gluten), and then everything is tested again once the capsules are made. (Pretty thorough process.)
Additional perks:
- Take as needed formula
- Plant-based, natural, celiac safe, and vegan friendly.
- Hormone, sugar, drug, and cruelty free
- Gentle formula for sensitive stomachs.
- Clean and sustainable ingredients.
- Convenient ways to buy– Available online or in H-E-B.
- 100% happiness guaranteed, FREE shipping, easy subscription options
A happy bladder leads to a happier ending…
Imagine swiping left on the burning leakage before it’s time to break out your lacy unmentionables.
Don’t suffer through UTIs– or cancel on the hottie in 4B– anymore. It’s time to break up with canceled plans, FOMO, cramping without PMS, and burning pee.
So take my advice– from one UTI survivor to another, and go ahead and make your “Let’s get it on” playlist – a jug of cranberry juice won’t be your third wheel tonight.
Grab your first risk-free bottle of Urinary Cleanse and Protect today for a healthier bladder and zero canceled plans.
SEMAINE’s got your back– and your bladder!
Use code BYEUTI to get 20% off.
Good vibes and healthy bladders!